A More Healthy Happy Hour at Sonic...

Drinking Flavoring ideas for Sonic. They could join the health craze movement and offer "green tea" or "pomegranate" flavoring. Love my anit-oxidents.

Wacky Airline Humor

FARE RULES for a recent flight on Frontier Airlines: "PENALTIES: CANCELLATIONS TICKET IS NON REFUNDABLE. NOTE - WAIVED BY DEATH OF PASSENGER."

Funny Word of the Day...

SMOCK! a loose coverall (coat or frock) reaching down to the ankles [syn: duster, gaberdine, dust coat]. Today I am wearing my new brown smock.

Come on, the word is hilarious....

Stupid Word of the Day...

ESOTERIC! Understood by or meant for only the select few who have special knowledge or interest; recondite:

The word "esoteric" is so "esoteric".

In the Year 2108...

In the year 2108, we will be able to control the laws of science to do things that would appear to be magic today.